SEE THE THIEF CAUGHT AT THE MALE HOSTEL - Funaab

THIEF CAUGHT AT MALE HOSTEL 

_— Cranium X, Hostel_

14/04/2017

_All day is for the thief.. And today is the one which the owner possesses, as the thief (who surprisingly is NOT A FUNAABITE) finally met with his Waterloo._

He had all his plan well mapped out and carefully placed his loots containing some laptops and other valuables in a bag and entered a room. Just then the owner of a laptop noticed his laptop was missing and instinctively raised an alarm _“Won ti ji laptop—ooo”_

With that outcry, the thief knew he was in trouble. In an impulse, he dropped the bag and in Jack Chan style jumped out of the hostel through a toilet window. Sad news is even Jack Chan cannot escape the wrath of angry hostel boys.

People saw him running, and the next anthem was _Ole Ole Ole_ . Like the archetypical dog _aja 1 gbera_…but unfortunately, was given a very hot chase. At that moment, Usain bolt might be jealous of the guy 'cos he was running at the speed of light(only when you're in deep shit, you know you can swim).

And yeah! He hid in a bush around SUB. And when he felt no one is chasing him again, he came out feeling like a victory. And GRAB!!! He was caught red handed.

This is not the first time theft has been reported in the school hostel. Funny enough, this same guy stole someone else's phone and was still playing tennis with the same person.

He has since been taken to the Senate by the Campus Patrol Team.

Written by Cranium X